February 20th, 2008
In a stinging indictment of the UCF football program, CSTV.com’s Adam Caparell wrote that in considering UCF for the potential Big East expansion they bring little, if anything to the table.
“The casual teams that have been thrown out as possible additions - Conference USA teams like Memphis, UCF and ECU - don’t add a whole lot“, said Caparell on the CSTV.com website.
UCF and Conference USA both partners of CSTV.com must be reeling at the thought of their partner exposing them as such lightweight players in the world of college football. Caparell goes on in his article to suggest a MAC team might be a better future Big East member than UCF.
All this amid UCF’s annual season ticket drive. As the 6th best team in the state, the timing on this cold dose of reality couldn’t have been worse.
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February 17th, 2008
UCF FANS!!!!
Typical UCF fans:

Gross.
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February 16th, 2008
UCF Scandal exclusive:
As part of our ongoing commitment to truth and safety, UCF Scandal brings to you directly from the pages of the UCF Police Department a list of sexual predators knowingly employed or enrolled by the University of Central Florida.
View the list here
UCF states on their law enforcement page listing known sexual predators “The University of Central Florida Police Department will make notifications to the community of any one who is enrolled or employed to the university.”
Well UCF students, you got that going for you. Please visit the link above to identify the sexual predators in your class and/or neighborhood. Names are not listed here as they are certain to change. Protect yourself.
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February 15th, 2008

University leaders’ plea: We need $1 billion more
University of Central Florida President John Hitt said the school “could badly use those funds.”
“This year we’re expecting a cut of between 3 and 4 percent in the base budget,” Hitt said. “It means there will be fewer class sections and more students in classes. We’re not at a crisis point there, but we’re not where we’d like to be as we’re perceived around the nation. . . . It’s not good.”
Like all Florida universities, UCF has capped freshman enrollment for the current year. But with deeper budget reductions on the horizon, Hitt said the university may be forced to reduce admissions for students who get associate’s degrees from community colleges, a historic pathway to a bachelor’s degree in Florida.
Link to story
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February 15th, 2008

POSTED: 7:30 am EST February 14, 2008
ORANGE COUNTY, Fla. — The University of Central Florida is investigating a professor because of something found on his computer.
Dr. Kenneth Adams was placed on leave. He’s taught public affairs courses at UCF since 2003.UCF police confirmed the investigation, but said he was never charged with a crime. A university spokesman also confirmed an internal investigation was ongoing, but would not reveal why.Adams would not comment.
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February 15th, 2008

POSTED: 7:10 am EST November 30, 2007
ORLANDO, Fla. — A rash of burglaries at the University of Central Florida have students and police on guard Friday.During the Thanksgiving break, Corey Frost and his three roommates traveled home, but they received a call that their apartment was burglarized.Authorities said the burglars stole laptop computers, Xbox game machines and an assortment of CDs. Investigators said they have no suspects in the case.
So far this year, police said they’ve investigated nearly 30 off-campus burglaries and 12 on campus.
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February 14th, 2008
ANSWER: Okay, it was an easy one. I thought maybe the lying would throw off some of you. The answer of course was Gene McDowell, the disgraced coach that resigned amid the famous UCF cell phone scandal (more of that to follow). Here is the link to the quote of federal prosecutor Cynthia Hawkins Collazo. Congratulations to those well versed in the rich history of UCF scandal.
Originally posted February 12, 2008 @ 16:11:
From the UCF Unethical Coaches category comes this gem. Read the passage below and see if you can guess which UCF head coach is being described by this comment (full article to be linked when answer is posted).”
“He is charged with lying about it over and over again. Even after he got a lawyer he was given the chance to do the honest, honorable thing.”
I know the real die hard and demented UCF fans know who this is, but play along with the rest. Who is this guy that couldn’t come clean no matter the setting or opportunity? No honesty, no honor - who is it?
a: Gene McDowell
b: Mike Kruczek
c: George O’Leary
I know it’s tough, that’s a great selection to pick from. Enter your answer below and all winners receive the free unauthorized e-version of the Kevin Orsini’s “How I got the hell out of UCF - and you can too!” informational pamphlet.
Thanks for enjoying another UCF Scandal with us!
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February 13th, 2008
Which of the following would you guess is Brandon Marshall’s favorite movie?



1) Anger Management - Self-explanatory. Jack Nicholson and Adam Sandler star.
2) I’m Gonna Get You Sucka - Just the title and the guns on the front seemed fitting enough for a guy that likes to find trouble…nice smile to boot. Starring Damon Wayans and the rest of the Wayan brothers.
3) Leaving Las Vegas - Story of a man burdened by his affection for drinking. Not that the star (Nicholas Cage) got a DUI, but still the booze flows a plenty.
Have I missed one? Please feel free to enter a write-in candidate.
Next….George O’Leary Movie Trivia!!!
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