UCF Scandal

The fan mail is streaming in from fans across the state of Florida. At this time FAU (UCF’s newest rival) is leading in total quantity of feedback. UCF fans are in second (some examples provided yesterday) and USF fans third. The FAU fans are the best, as they seem to understand the intent of the site (and they seem to possess a sense of humor). For the UCF fans that don’t quite get it, allow me to copy and paste from Dictionary.com (with easy to understand UCF examples in italics - those are the curvy looking letters):

scan·dal  (skān’dl)
n.

1. A publicized incident that brings about disgrace or offends the moral sensibilities of society: George O’Leary’s lying on his resume and the ultimate dismissal and public humiliation that followed.
2. A person, thing, or circumstance that causes or ought to cause disgrace or outrage: Former coach Gene McDowell’s cover-up, obstruction and lying to the Feds during their investigation into wrongdoing at UCF.
3. Damage to reputation or character caused by public disclosure of immoral or grossly improper behavior; disgrace. Brandon Marshall, the poster boy for UCF scandal and his assaults on fellow students and females. Add trespassing and DUI, and you have enough to strip him from the UCF record books.
   
4. Talk that is damaging to one’s character; malicious gossip. UCF fan generated lies across the internet. Coach George O’Leary manipulating the media in his reasoning as to why USF has no interest in playing UCF. Simple failures to be honest and truthful when disseminating information such as the alleged USF-UCF “rivalry.”

It seems UCF fans don’t really know what a scandal is. They think a guy divorcing is wife is a scandal. We hope to help them in this shortcoming by continuing to dig through UCF’s past and present for examples even they can understand.

Coming up soon, full details on the UCF cell phone cover-up - a look back at the scandal that defined Central Florida.

It took a little while, but the USF-obsessed UCF fan base could no longer resist comment at UCF Scandal. Granted it has little to do with the topics at hand, but the comments give us a clear insight into the deranged mind of the UCF public.

Check out the blog response here from dear “Wil” to the alleged rivalry with USF.

But that’s not all. UCF fans have even emailed their thoughts and feelings, here is a sample of what’s come in so far to scoop@ucfscandal.com. What they don’t realize is they are not providing any “scoop.” Wise up tinmen.

Here’s my favorite so far, and winner of the weekly award, from GoldenUCFKnight9 (I’ll censor the ignorant profanity - I’m not sure, but I’d guess all Knights aren’t as profane and empty):

YOUR SITE IS F****** LAME

WHERE ARE YOUR “SCANDALS?”

YOU ARE A F****** DOUCHE

STOP YOUR CRYING - THE ONLY 5 STAR RECRUITS YOU GET ARE 5-TIME FELONS!

YOUR NOT THE “U” YOU NEVER WILL BE - YOU GOT YOUR ASS KICKED BY THEM 3 YEARS AGO

STOP TRYING TO FOLLOW THE BADASS MOLD

YOUR COACH IS ON CRACK AND HE NEEDS MORE OF IT

LOOK FORWARD TO HEARING FROM YOU!

GO KNIGHTS!

OH AND WIN YOUR F****** CONFERENCE ALREADY - BOTTOM FEEDER

And to honor the weakest of the weak, from “Ryan”:

I find the existence of this website odd since UCF is generally known for being a clean program on the up and up. Did you mean to name this site USFscandal.com? I believe you might’ve registered the wrong domain name.

Certainly both psychopaths sent their warm regards at the upstart of the blog. There is quite a bit of reading for these little guys to do, providing they’re able.

There is plenty more to come from UCF Scandal, both new and old as we continue our mission to illustrate what really happens at UCF (besides losing).

UCF Scandal exclusive

Orlando, Florida - In an inexcusable fashion, the UCF athletic administration has elected to attempt to drive season ticket sales by continuing to market a “rivalry with USF”. The UCF Athletics official site states that “next season’s six-game home slate features non-conference opponents: South Carolina State in the season-opener, followed by in-state rival South Florida…”

How desperate is that? A rival implies a rivalry. After years of begging for a series with USF, South Florida finally conceded as part of their deal to exit the soon-to-be decimated non-BCS Conference USA. Now a member of an the even weaker “C-USA”, UCF attempts to mislead others by claiming to be a rival of USF. The Bulls, a member of the BCS Big East conference, reached as high as #2 in the country last year after absolutely dismantling an outplayed and outcoached UCF team 64-12.

That was the third straight win for the Bulls who now lead the football series with UCF 3-0. The final installment will be played this year. South Florida has no interest in playing UCF again. There is very little value to a rising program like USF to play a team as poor and under equipped as UCF.

Rival?

Don’t buy it.