Is it just me, or is anyone else wondering
which end of the bat Jay Berman was allegedly attempting to cram up the chute of the equipment manager. Yes, call me demented. Call me sordid. Call me anything. My mission is to report on the yahoos to the east at UCF.
What would possess a guy his age to allegedly engage in bat rape? That’s just queer.
A couple years ago he allegedly tried to choke a kid in the dugout, now he allegedly wants bat-sex? Damn right. I’d fire him too.
So what’s next? O’Leary allegedly shoving a football somewhere inappropriate?
Too much.