UCF Scandal

which end of the bat Jay Berman was allegedly attempting to cram up the chute of the equipment manager. Yes, call me demented. Call me sordid. Call me anything. My mission is to report on the yahoos to the east at UCF.

What would possess a guy his age to allegedly engage in bat rape? That’s just queer.

A couple years ago he allegedly tried to choke a kid in the dugout, now he allegedly wants bat-sex? Damn right. I’d fire him too.

So what’s next?  O’Leary allegedly shoving a football somewhere inappropriate?

Too much.

and do just one search to find

Former UCF Football Star Sentenced To 5 Years For Armed Robbery

Charles Lee was stone-faced Thursday as he pled no contest to the robbery charge as part of a negotiated settlement with the state.

Lee was arrested December 5, 2007, a week after he held up two students at Pegasus Landing, an off-campus student housing complex near UCF. Lee stole more than $11,000 in cash from his victims at gunpoint.

Blah, blah, blah…read more on the UCF football player by visiting WFTV.com

Yes indeed, sailing my little yacht in the Atlantic. But who really cares? I do have a volunteer staff here that doesn’t do much. That’ll teach me to consider the lower waged UCF applicants. They’ll write anything, if there is a lunch involved. But UCF ain’t buying lunches these days. Anyway, I have had some email lately. And I know you guys are just teasing, asking me who’s the latest UCF joker to get busted. Well, I don’t know. I guess I need to wade through the obvious candidates and look past the Jay Bergman rape allegations and the George O’Leary/Keith Tribble blatherings to answer these queries. Give me a day or two. The UCF universe is full of fun stuff. It’s hard to keep up and live a life normal for folks that don’t kneel for the UCF bat. Ha. Be back shortly.

According to published reports, UCF continues its backwards slide:

Five teams moving ahead and five in reverse

Five in reverse:

four on the list omitted in the interest of brevity

UCF. A season of hope has been crushed by the death of wide receiver Ereck Plancher during conditioning drills — and players anonymously speaking out against coach George O’Leary’s practice/conditioning tactics. All of that talent — and there’s enough for another C-USA title — means nothing now. The team is fractured, and it will take more than just one season to heal.

Link to SI story 

There. If anyone needed an established mag like SI to confirm the fact UCF is going backwards, now you have it. Happy Muthas Day.

This is too sick EVEN for our staff.

I hope you UCF people find the right vehicle for repentance.

Disgusting.